Random thoughts part 2

I feel like a piece of meat surrounded by vultures...

I am beautiful bitch, dont mock me

explain to me..if your man is in jail, how the fuck do you expect me to get him onto the show?

I seriously have the most amazing friends...its like they have some strange telepathy, they all just call/text/fb me when I need them the most.

I will be positive, I will be strong and I am confident...unless its baxter ..than I'm a mush

Holy shit dude, you are not coming on this show and if you dont stop fucking blowing up the phone I will have to punch you...thats right thru the phone no lie, I will find a way

..I'm jealous of your abs.. like wow..i kinda want to rub my face on them so I know they are real..why am i sweating...

SHIT i never did my taxes

Shine bright like a diamond, your beautiful like diamonds in the sky..

I really want to smoke right now....yea ...hmm.. I have no idea how I could go about getting anything but as long as I get mellow and not angry...is there a way to order shit like on a take out menu and just charge my card?...

I never put my yogurt in the fridge...can i still eat it?

Thank freaking god I didnt put product in my hair this morning...woo hoo for running late! Otherwise I really wouldnt have any hair left!